The Angriest Role-player in the Universe

The Angriest Role-player in the Universe, have you met him before? You just might have! Here's a paint drawing of what I think he must look like:

Today was an interesting day in the role-playing world. I pmed someone from a chatroom who apparently was having lots of conflict in the chatroom that I totally overlooked, but saw him say he like pm role-play. I pmed him and suddenly got incredible amounts of suspicion on his part at my attempts to try and talk role-play, but I carried on being true to myself and my cause. It took a long time of convincing, with negativity at EVERY corner, but I finally got him to look at my role-play character pictures and talk about role-play.

Here's an exert with a fake screen name for him of our conversation unmodified

AngriestRPerEver: I'm back. Looking at the site now.

AngriestRPerEver: Already I'm put off by 'lesbian romance'

supercompoundrper: Welcome back ^__^

supercompoundrper: Well it's not all I rp

AngriestRPerEver: Well, I like your anime images. But the sexuality is till a major turn off

supercompoundrper: Well um, they aren't all homosexual.

supercompoundrper: And like I said I have many other images I can show you whom's sexuality isn't determined and can be heterosexual.

supercompoundrper: If however the fact that I do rp lesbians bothers you, even if I offered up a non lesbian romance character, than there's nothing I can do about htat.

supercompoundrper: that*

supercompoundrper: Would you like to see my other images?

supercompoundrper: I've quite a few cuties.

AngriestRPerEver: I just find it impossible to relate on an intimate or romantic level if that pretext exists.

AngriestRPerEver: How can I rp a possible male catch, when your mind is prefering females?

AngriestRPerEver: Its stifling.

supercompoundrper: I don't prefer female romance lol

supercompoundrper: It's why I do both.

supercompoundrper: Would you like to see my other images?

AngriestRPerEver: I suppose.

supercompoundrper: K, do you photoshare?

End actual conversation, back to me talking.

Could you believe it? I sat there and let him be negative all day long, even insult me, but kept my cool and tried to show him that there still was a nice person in the role-play world entirely willing to help him feel better and role-play with him. I got him to look at the images! Photo-share went well at first... But then he made ambiguous questions that were hard for me to answer, and me constantly asking him to clarify got on his nerves and he went back to being incredibly rude. I started to get kind of aggravated though. Who knew it was all just a set up.. cause when I finally decided that his meanness was too much to take I said nicely that I had lost interest in RP and thanked him for his time..... WHEN HE BLEW UP. He started screaming at me, telling me he hoped I'd die, and the likes of that. It was really just WOW, but quite entertaining. Here's so more angry exerts of him and me but, other than that there really isn't much to say.


MORE ACTUAL CONVERSATION

supercompoundrper: Okay well.

AngriestRPerEver: I'm starting to think somethin's not all going on up there.

supercompoundrper: This has been fun.

supercompoundrper: I hope you find the role-play you're looking for.

supercompoundrper: Take care.

AngriestRPerEver: Ooooh where's your enthusiasm now?

supercompoundrper: It's still here ^__^ I can't be brought down.

AngriestRPerEver: Just because you can't discern similar pictures you whimp out?

supercompoundrper: If that's how you want to explain it.

supercompoundrper: That's fine, because explination or not I've decided I am not interested.

supercompoundrper: I do sincerely mean it though, I hope you find what you're looking for.

supercompoundrper: I harbor no ill will towards you

AngriestRPerEver: FUCK OFF THEN. FALSE ADVERTISING BITCH.

supercompoundrper: Fair enough, goodbye

AngriestRPerEver: GO JUMP ON A PIKE.

supercompoundrper: No thank you.

AngriestRPerEver: FUCK YOU LIEING WHORE

supercompoundrper: I haven't lied.

supercompoundrper: I'm sorry you're upset and I'm willing to talk about why you are upset to help fix your problem, I only said goodbye because you told me to leave and I was trying to respect your wishes.

supercompoundrper: If there has been some confusion, I am not upset with you.

AngriestRPerEver: You're a liar because you advertised falsely. You also set up false expectations. And I want nothing to do with a manipulative liar.

supercompoundrper: I just lost interest in the rp.

AngriestRPerEver: Bye. I hope you die.

supercompoundrper: Those assertions are not held up logicly.

supercompoundrper: I wanted to rp, I pmed you and discussed it with great patience.

supercompoundrper: But your attitude on the matter never brightened up and I decided I didn't want to rp with someone who was going to be so incredibly critical of me.

AngriestRPerEver: You lied. You set up an expectation, only to not followthrough. You're a manipulative liar. And are now, even at this point, trying to play the innocent party when you led me on.

AngriestRPerEver: So I hope you suffer for your hypocrisy and die a lonely death.

supercompoundrper: I hope I do not, but respect your wishes to hope that.

supercompoundrper: Take care I hope your day gets better.

AngriestRPerEver: Bye. FUCK OFF AND SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD.

END OF ACTUAL CONVERSATION

I eventually just blocked him. What a guy huh? xD