SEX (The big talk people...) o.o .....

So it's about time at long last that we talk about the age old concept in role-play, sex. As I've said in a previous blog, much of online role-play might have been spawned from people coming onto the internet to role-play sex with each other. This is of course at least part of role-play, we see it everywhere. People deemed "cyberers" have been around longer than I've been role-playing or at least I've known about them before I knew what role-play was. I can remember particularly reading something someone posted about how he would mess with cyberes, saying he casted lightning bolt on the girl he was cybering with halfway through the role-play and she brunt into a fine dust cause she was only a level 2 druid. In fact, when I made a Gaia account that long time ago I was named "Level 2 Druid" because of it. People were very confused and condescending about it, thinking I was actually proud of being a level 2 druid in some game. Digression aside though, cyberes exist and have existed for quite some time! This shouldn't surprise to us though because sex is well, FUN. In the real world, online, in movies, sex never seems to stop amusing me as something I can participate in for fun (Although real world 1 on 1 sex is terribly scary for me because of consequences, even if I have participated a lot in high-school, so I tend to make it a 1 person activity rather than a 2 person activity). I rarely meet people who don't want sex to eventually happen in role-play. It's kind of this far off goal for everyone. "Well... I'm sophisticated, I want plot... not just sex." But if you were to really get down to the heart of it, they really really don't want plot without sex just as much as they want sex without plot. This however doesn't hold true for everyone, I've met a number of people who have had different responses, some of them so amusing I'm going to spend more than a minute talking about it.

The first one I'll spend just a second on, it's the person who is in a committed relationship and doesn't want to do sex in role-play because their sexual life is solely reserved for their partner. This, although I find very weird since I don't associate sex online being anywhere similar to sex in the real world, is respectable and my finding it weird is MY problem. The second is also respectable, they don't really enjoy sex in role-play so instead of telling their role-play partner "I WON'T ROLE-PLAY SEX NOT NEVER OR NO HOW" they just write characters that won't be interested in it. Wow, how smart, that's like I write characters that won't be able to not have sex with your characters eventually. This second person, although I rarely role-play with, is my favorite out of the no sex role-players. The third is the funny one, THE ANGRY ANTI SEX ROLE-PLAYER. This is a person who, at the mere mention of sex, has to scold you and ask you over and over again whether or not you're thinking of role-playing sex. I met this person (It's probably ONE person on the internet) and he was a very annoying individual. He explained to me that sex COULD NOT happen in role-play, so I said "that's fine I just like to role-play ^__^." Although I always want role-play to involve sex I could go a role-play where it didn't, fine tune the other types of description needed for the role-play to last. I however got the urge to look up sexy pictures on 4chan and typed in the address. OOPS, I typed into the pm, so what do you know he suddenly got defensive. "4chan can be seen as a sexual thing" was the response I got for typing in 4chan.org. "Well, it also cannot, I was just going to the site." "Well I'm just saying lots of people see it as sexual, I'd hate for you to ruin this and have to block you." (This is all paraphrased, it happened to long ago to remember who he was or what the actual conversation was.) So I blocked him, saying HE ruined his chances with ME since he was too focused on policing me for ever thinking about sex. I like sex, I'm gonna think about it... a lot. Him not allowing me to even think of sex means he can't role-play, it's just a given.

There's another topic though, which is people who only role-play sex. Many people categorize these people as cyberer's, this my be definitively correct, but the connotation that goes along with that isn't really fair is it? Cyberers, or at least how I've understood it, are people who are gonna open up a pm with "ASL?" or if not that they're gonna role-play themselves having sex with you in particular. I make the distinction that it's a very personal thing for the cyberer. This however isn't inclusive of people who do role-play in a sophisticated manor of non-one liner role-play. For example, I'm perfectly fine just having a role-play entirely based on sex. Homosexual male sex? Well not really, I don't find it that interesting, but lesbian and or heterosexual sex? AWWW YEAH, I'm down with that. That doesn't really make me a cyberer... I mean, to be fair, I do lots more than just that and usually don't want to do JUST sex rps. Regardless, there is this huge "movement" (I don't know that they're organized to even call it a movement, just half the people I talk to tend to give this fucking retarded speech which I'll talk about) of people who want to condescend on not only people whose connotation doesn't fit under cyberers but the cyberers themselves. I DO NOT agree with these people. There is a certain self righteousness with this whole "movement" which goes somewhere along the lines of "Well it's okay if role-play has sex in it, but it can't be ALL about sex, that's just juvenile." Why would anyone say this? Does this help them get role-play? In fact, with me, if I hear this bullshit I tend to not want to role-play with someone. I usually put up with it, but it does go on a mental list of reasons not to role-play with someone and if it becomes overflowing I'll dump you faster than.... I use the toilet? I don't know I don't have cleverness for that one (I wanted to do "I'll dump you faster than ____ dumped ____" where the blanks were famous people but... I don't follow the famous people at all....) Regardless if we further analyze this stinking pile of dogshit which is the self righteous idiots who wouldn't degrade themselves to a just sexual role-play (Which a lot of the time that's what happens when they role-play with me anyways) we'll realize there's some deeper problems here....

In an earlier post I talked about how role-players bitch all the time. This is a great example of one thing people actually bitch about. But why do they do it? It seems like a giant waste of time if you ask me right? Well I feel there are some things here. To start it's to feel better about their own role-play. Like many role-players, even if they get literally no role-play it's easier for them to blame EVERYONE ELSE for their lack of role-play (Some I suppose just don't get it cause they want you to shrink them down to the size of.... yeah... and have your character put them in your... yeah). These people don't want to admit that it's either their terrible role-play or their terrible personality that scares all the role-play away, probably along with a way too picky attitude. Regardless, being self righteous kind of fixes that because you've suddenly become the noble person trying to save all of the role-playing Dominion with their awesome role-play skills. Well there is kind of a reason for this that I can sympathize with and that is, the role-play community that seems to be the biggest (This is just from what I saw, not actual reliable data) is the CYBERERS. People LOVE SEX, and if you've ever heard the saying "sex sells" this is just another instance of that reality showing it's wonderfully successful nature. You know why people are rude about cyberes? It's because the cyberers are most likely getting more role-play then them and that DRIVES THEM CRAZY. If they're as sophisticated as they say and the cyberers are as terrible as they say then how annoying is it that the sex people get more than they do? Probably very. It's also though kinda expected right? The second you cut off a certain type of role-play means you're LIMITING your rp choices. I don't role-play rape, so if there was someone who role-played all the same things I did but also rape they'd probably get more role-play than I would right? Certainly the same can be said about cyberers if they don't "rp the sophisticated rp" then they're cutting that all off too... but again sex sells so they win. This is a LOSING BATTLE, people need to stop recruiting soldiers for a war against cyberers. Thiscondescending behavior will only create more hate in the world, it's a TOTAL waste of our time. Let cyberers have their fun!

There is however a more intelligent assertion that was presented to me once that I find might have SOME truth to it. It went something along the paraphrased lines of this "Well the people who pm me for just sex role-play tend to be worse role-players." I would agree. People who pm me all sexy up and only want sex role-play tend to be so focused on the sex aspect that they have a hard time focusing on the playing actual developed character and writing good scene description aspects. Lets face it, if you have one hand down your pants you'll have a lot harder time typing right? But jokes aside, this MIGHT have some truth to it. I don't really know if it is, but I do know one of the last people who pmed me with an outright request for sex (He wanted me to role-play a threesum with me role-playing two women) did not do a good job and I probably wouldn't role-play with him again. Regardless though, I role-play just sex role-plays and they tend to be less sophisticated than my other ones... Does this mean that it's not the role-player that is a terrible role-player or is it the act of role-playing just sex that brings down your focus on making better right? Who knows?!? Maybe I'm just outright wrong and all my writing is garbage... but thanks for sifting through the dumpster! Maybe you found something you liked :)

PS: There are other sex related topics that can go along with role-play that I haven't gone over. I'm gonna stop it here though because I could make whole other blogs on them and well, y'all been waiting for a post so here it is.

OH HAI

OH hai people. I apologize for the long wait for a blog for anyone who reads it. I've been ULTRA busy. But as a consolation prize I give you these pictures.

Valentines day

Happy Valentines day. In honor of loving yourself I've written you a little sex scene about... calculus. Here is a narrative about something that is totally made up rather than being about me. ENJOY

I was in the room I had many times thought about but always believed it to be a far away fantasy. It had become a reality. The hardwood floor shining as if it had recently been waxed, the fireplace with decorative and stylish pieces of modern art, the fire going even though a furnace was a much more even and better way to keep the house heated, the candles lit around the room, the wine glass in my hand... I had drifted into something I had always wanted. Here it was? Where was my teacher though? My calculus teacher, whom had noticed the flirtation in my eyes, had invited me to her home for our sexual encounter. She was a tall,curvy woman, but slender which contrasted my petite and skinny frame. I felt absolutely pitiful next to her, but... she didn't. She had made me dinner, cooked it for me, and spoke flowery sweetness which my ears turned to honey and distributed it out to my now drunken brain. She was standing over me telling me how beautiful I was... how my simple brown hair was secretly the beauty that kept her through every class. My cheeks were more rosy than the dozen I had gotten as an invitation to this night...... Were we gonna have sex? It started moving so fast! At once it was all a fantasy, a dream, and now it was a blurry tornado of lust and sweat. I was falling, falling deeper and deeper into something I could never climb out of... but it was the most amazing thing I had ever fallen into. I got daring, the wine making me silly, and while sitting in no clothing but my little cotton panties I spoke up. "What's the rate of change in my orgasm when x is my clitoris and your finger is approaching my vagina?" We did math all night long....

It's funny, I have to be reminded over and over again by people around me that it IS valentines day for me to even remember. Does this mean I'm single? Well yes that's part of it, but it's not entirely it! It's that life is too good and too busy for me to worry about my sex life and lack there of. Yes, me being single also means I'm not having sex because I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE. But regardless, I do find myself like many valentines day doers, feeling lonely. The thing is it's NEVER on valentines day. It's when I hear about particular great things between two people rather. For instance there was something someone said, and he did try to do it when I wouldn't see it cause he know I'm a hyper bitch, that bothered me for several reasons one of them being that I was lonely. He said in the chatroom "My girlfriend's tits are exceptional."

Here are the reasons why in picture form.



This little digression aside, my point was that I can be inspired to be sad about being lonely but not through valentines day. Halmark aint got nothing on me. I am sad however that my favorite rp to rp, which is a romance drama, has fallen into the tubes. My friend is in a state of bad financial problems and never wants to rp because she is always sad. This... makes me sad. BUT, I kinda got the lottery of MAGIC CARDS and by chance bought a box of magic cards out of 14 where one of the 14 boxes had ALL rares and me and my friend got it. I'm still riding on that high. Happy Not Christmas! =D

Dealing with my Abrasive Nature

Ever since I wrote the blog "Role-players like to bitch" I've more and more caught myself being a total bitch to people and stopped myself, I've put up with ideas for role-play that totally turn me into abrasive mode, and accumulated a lot of people on my friends list. However, this has not been a totally won battle. I've still been a total bitch to people on occasion.... as some of my role-play blogs have shown. As annoyed at I am at myself for doing this, this does however make for some really fun blogs to post.... so here's another one. It should be a short enough blog! So as I said I've accumulated people on my friendslist, the problem is I don't remember who most of them are. One person pmed me in particular , probably to eventually role-play, but made a comment on my display image. My display image was of one girl grabbing, it seems by surprise, another girl's chest. It's cute, it's sexual, and it's not gross like a lot of sexual anime thing where the girl's boobs are so big you wonder how they stand. The problem was he called it "Lolicon." I looked it up, yes Lolicon is the Japanese form of pedophelia porn. Although the girls in the picture probably weren't meant to be grandmothers, at he same time they weren't meant to be children. So, I told him it wasn't lolicon, showed him the definition, and he continued to argue against it. I made it clear that I didn't want to talk about it anymore and he eventually blocked me. Regardless, here's the conversation.
Conversation start:

HasTroubleWithReading: Cute pic.

supercompoundrper: Thank you.

supercompoundrper: I like it.

HasTroubleWithReading: Definitely very cute. I do so adore lolicon from time to time.

supercompoundrper: lolicon?

HasTroubleWithReading: Never mind, lol.

HasTroubleWithReading: So what are you up to?

supercompoundrper: Gross.

supercompoundrper: I looked it up. I don't know that I'd call it lolicon

HasTroubleWithReading: If you say so.

supercompoundrper: Other than being grossed out by your pedophelia tendencies, doing math homework and role-playing.

supercompoundrper: How about you?

HasTroubleWithReading: Lolicon ain't pedophelia. I would NEVER go for underage girls that arereal or realistic. Cartoons are different.

supercompoundrper: Um.

supercompoundrper: I just looked up lolicon

HasTroubleWithReading: Yes, I know what it is. It's a type of hentai.

supercompoundrper: In Japan, the term describes an attraction to underage girls (whether prepubescent, pubescent, or post-pubescent)[2][3] or an individual with such an attraction.[4][5] It is also commonly used when referring to lolicon manga or lolicon anime, a genre of manga and anime wherein childlike female characters are often depicted in an erotic manner, in an art style reminiscent of the shōjo manga (girls' comics) style. Outside Japan, "lolicon" is in less common usage and usually refers to the genre.

HasTroubleWithReading: Childlike, not actual children. Children don't look like that. Kids are notsexually attractive. Lolicon is.

supercompoundrper: It says right there

supercompoundrper: The term describes an attraction to underage girls

supercompoundrper: Reading is hard

supercompoundrper: You've left me unconvinced, this conversation about what a definition says it is and you claiming what it is against the definition is annoying.

supercompoundrper: What do you want?

supercompoundrper: -IS done talking about lolicon-

supercompoundrper: -will ignore lolicon comments-

HasTroubleWithReading: *pulls out a 9mm beretta, loads it, then cocks it and puts the barrel toyour head.* Be nice. Please.

HasTroubleWithReading: And I am not Japanese.

supercompoundrper: -Will ignore lolicon comments- What do you want?

HasTroubleWithReading: *fires an ignore bullet at your pedo-obsessive, one-sided self, and sighs asyou die into Ignore land.* What a shame. You were almost above an insect.

:Conversation End

I know I was being... super abrasive. I blame the fact that school is overwhelmingly hard right now and I'm not taking a single class I find interesting or relevant to my field. Putting that side though, upon further investigation I realized that I had been role-playing with this guy! He wasn't very good though.... his posts were weird and so was his character... and not in a good way. Regardless, there are many things to make fun of here! For instance, my first thought after this conversation was "Man I dodged a bullet here..." I didn't even realize the pun at first. It was so funny that I wanted to pm him on another screen name to be like "LISTEN TO THIS IT'S SO FUNNY," but I decided my little insect wings couldn't take me there. Another thing is, a cartoon is a representation of things in the real world... So him hiding behind the fact that it was a cartoon doesn't stop it from being a representation of pedophilia. One last funny thing is the thought that I was supposed to know the metaphorical significance of holding a 9mm beretta (Oh man he likes guns enough to name the particular gun he's using! His dick must be huge! LAWL) to my head was supposed to represent. Either way, his rp was bad enough that I don't really care that it ended at all. If I were really honest with myself though, I'd tell you all how annoyed I am at myself for not living up to the moral standards I so preach. Oh well? Hopefully I'll do better next time. Y'all forgive me?

The common role-player

There are certain sayings that have somehow evolved into most role-players vocabulary that are almost impossible to get around. Some of them are easy to understood and perfectly fine, but a lot are the most annoying shit on the planet. Lets go through some of the basics, which most people will probably go "WELL DUH STUPID," but to give examples of neutral words.

Rp: Role-play (also seen as rper: role-player)
Para: Paragraph based role-play
Multi-para: Multiple paragraph based role-play
Semi: Not quite paragraph role-play
One liners: Role-play conducted with one liners

So.. you should all know these. Basic things a rper has to do. Some less neutral ones also come as.

Kinks: What you find sexy that's not quite the norm in sexual role-play.
Limits: What you don't find sexy in sexual role-play, in fact you won't even do it.
Age-play: Pedophilia role-play.
Anthro/Furry: Half animal/half human that generally has fur and a fucked up looking face.
Neko: A male or female human with cat ears and a tail. Similar to anthro, not nearly as creepy. (As seen above)
A/S/L: Age/sex/location

I constantly get asked these and have to think really hard what mine are. I suppose I don't do enough purely sexual role-play. It took me a long time to understand what "age-play' meant, but I finally deduced that these are basically wanna be pedophiles. Now I know to turn them away the second they try and pm me for role-play. I've seen SOME good anthro art, but must of it just makes me sick to my stomach. Neko's ARE cute and I really like the pictures of them, but the behavior surrounding these characters tends not to be. Frankly it all depends on the rp... but it can basically be "I'M A CAT BUT YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ME" No thanks... I don't fuck cats. Age sex location is kind of an age old "I HATE THIS CRAP" from "sophisticated role-players." I certainly block anyone who says that right off the bat, but I don't hate it. It's not even annoying... certainly not neutral though. It takes less then a second to block these people. Also, for some reason Arabic people pm english speaking peoples to do who knows what.... This is so fucking common it's weird.

But... here are some sayings which I ABSOLUTELY HATE

"Sorry for wasting your time" SORROW? For wasting something I haven't even given the slightest indication that it's been a waste? Totally unjustified and non logical, not to mention unnecessary. Apologies are dolled out like welfare, they needs to be cutback. I find this so annoying I probably will only say "I apologize" from now on, rather than sorry.

"What do you want to role-play specifically?" How often am I gonna have an absolutely specific role-play all laid out? In fact if I did, I'd just write a short story for Zeus's sake. If I indicate "I have a specific rp," then yes this question makes sense... it never makes sense otherwise.

It reminds me of when I had someone I rped with maybe twice, added to my screen name forever and she'd come whine to me about her boyfriend breakup then tried to cyber with me afterwords. Way later after taking her off my screen name she came to me asking me for role-play, I said no thanks. Here is our conversation! Unedited except for her screen name. I freaked out, which I'm not proud of, but what I said was kinda funny which I am proud of... so lets just see how it turned out!

Conversation start:

AnnoyingGirl: Heya. Long time no talk ^^

supercompoundrper: Hello.

AnnoyingGirl: Whats up?

supercompoundrper: Nothing.

AnnoyingGirl: Pretty much the same. Would you like to maybe rp?

supercompoundrper: No thanks.

AnnoyingGirl: Sorry to waste your time then.

supercompoundrper: K

AnnoyingGirl: Let me ask this, did I do or say something to offend?

supercompoundrper: Well I find it beyond annoying when people tell me they've wasted my time.

supercompoundrper: When I haven't made ANY indications that I feel my time has been wasted.

supercompoundrper: Especially when it's been less than a minute.

supercompoundrper: Sorrow is a bit much don't you think?

supercompoundrper: I'll tell you want is a waste of my time though.

AnnoyingGirl: Not sorrow, it my usual response to anyone who says no thanks. I

supercompoundrper: Making sure your insecurities are all in tact after I didn't want to rp with you.

supercompoundrper: That in fact, is a horrible waste of my time.

supercompoundrper: Hopefully that explains everything.

supercompoundrper: And by the way, Sorry comes from the word Sorrow.

supercompoundrper: So saying you're sorry implies you feel sorrow for the situation.

supercompoundrper: So if you say sorry and don't feel sorrow, than you're a liar.

AnnoyingGirl: Well after putting it like that, I'm quite offended that all I did was ask a simple question then got a response such as that.

supercompoundrper: Okay, then fuck off please.

supercompoundrper: I don't want to talk about it.

supercompoundrper: If you're sorry you're wasting my time, stop right now

AnnoyingGirl: Whatever. I'll remind myself not to message you again.

supercompoundrper: Sounds like a plan.

supercompoundrper: Take care

AnnoyingGirl: Bitch.

:Conversation end.

I'm thinking that this type of talking came from my whole idea about bitching. That means, that I think it comes from this idea that so many people are so irritable and bitchy on the role-playing sites that the person asking for role-play instantly feels for them for not getting role-play and apologizes. Not getting role-play though isn't a big deal... this saying needs to be thrown away. It is the single most annoying thing ANYONE can do who comes to me for role-play I absolutely HATE it. Regardless, if you haven't noticed from earlier posts I'm just as insane as other role-players and may very well bite your head off. Usually however, I'm very nice, so this is an extremely uncommon thing. She had a previous history with me so I don't feel too bad. Who tries to cyber with someone after they break up with their partner? LONELY MUCH? Fuck them losers.

So, now you know my basic rp vocabulary. ARM YOURSELF WELL MY READERS :3

Role-playing other people's characters

Now it's come up in discussion, after I went on a murderous rampage on a guy for doing so, that I have some sever problems with people role-playing my character for me. I try to live by me "don't be a bitchy rper" motto and usually can put up with a little of this, but there is a line that can be crossed that we don't want to have crossed. One poor sap crossed.... as I was arguing with someone... and my tooth hurt. This is a dangerous combo and he was punished for it whether it was his fault or not. Regardless though there is something to be said about people who role-play other peoples characters for them and where the line crosses. I feel it's easiest to identify this problem when you start implying a role-players feelings that their character didn't have. This is clearly over the line, even if it is a safe assumption, the character's player ALWAYS dictates what their character is feeling. It's however not as easy to see that when for example, if your character holds out a chair for mine for you to not have to wait for my character to sit down before continuing with your posting. I find this acceptable, but this can be quite the mistake if they had something particular in mind like they were gonna fling the chair across the room and turn into a flying cat monster.

There's an easy way to avoid pissing off the possible flying cat monster role-player and that's to but the word that has been in your vocabulary forever IF! It's an easy way to skip over needlessly being over sensitive over their character's actions. Frankly if you find yourself in a situation where you're chewing you're fingernails praying to Zeus that you don't piss off the only role-play you've had for months here's a good way to deflect this fear and live on in fun. If you use if and they are still iffy about your role-play, fuck that loser.

PET PEEVE (It's my pet)

As in an earlier post I showed that when someone looks at a picture of a character of mine next to some drums, guitar, or what not, people want to rush in and do music role-play with me. THIS ANNOYS ME. I kind of threw this out there without giving much explanation to it and just mocked this person for doing it. It was really a mistake of mine, because here it happened again and I got criticized for it in chat. After further inspection it comes off as kinda irrational doesn't it? That I take a picture that is lighting up music as a possibility then getting mad at people for taking up that possibility since it's obviously going to be the first thing that comes to their mind yes? (It says V-DAY, on my shirt, a Vagina Monologues t-shirt I bought a semester ago) Well, for starters, I'm crazy and my pet peeves will attack people if not controlled (I don't control them very well). Regardless, it's not really fair to expect people to understand that well... this is something they're gonna have to look out for are they? Well regardless, here's my explanation. I go to google to find my pictures and type in whatever adjectives I think will give me a fun character along with "Anime" and usually "female" if not "girl." I love the punk style, it's why I wear fake chucks on my feet because it makes me feel like I'm punk even though really I haven't been since I got rid of my mowhawk and became a scientist. Regardless, typing in anything along the lines of "punk" "rock" or "Punk-rock" with the anime character inevitably brings me characters next to instruments. I actually only sometimes like the idea of music role-plays and really get sick of being suggested them and don't do this on purpose. It's a bit over-sensitive on my part, but that's why, I don't even get the characters for their instruments I get them for their ultra cute (And usually smexy =3) outfits. Regardless when someone enviably fell into this bear trap as this very flawed discusser did, sometimes someone tries to pin the blame of the role-play falling to pieces on the fact that I thought rp was a "big deal," which I don't and didn't.

I have a right to lose interest in an rp, I have a right to have a pet peeve as annoying as it is that I have one, and I have a right to walk away from a rp ANYTIME I want. The second you try to suggest otherwise or that my actions someone how link me to having said rp was a big deal is the second you've fallen into a hole of stupidity. DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS HIM. Also, as a smart person I'm able to see.... I need to control my pet peeve a lot better. What are some of your rp pet peeves? Tell me in the comments if you want :) I check them everyday!